Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Florida, here I come!

Final Entry December 9th-11:01pm

Yet another case solved by my magnificent detective skills. All is now right with the world now that Jerry the mouse has been discovered and successfully recooperating in the hospital. Ironically, the case will go no furthur because Jerry the mouse, finally able to speak, has decided not to press any charges against the young Tyke. After hearing the news I personally decided to go down there and ask Jerry why he decided on this path. When he told me he did not have enough money to pay for the lawyer I did not quite understand because he is a huge movie star. However, when I visited the crime scene one last time to clear the tape, I found a closet full of cheese, and all the parts seemed to connect.

Now that this case is finally over, I am going to officially turn in my badge and resign from the business of detective work. After I finished this case I was feeling very confident in myself, however, the next case that came to my doorstep was the case of Mojo Jo Jo vs. the Power Puff Girls and I knew right then and there, I was done. When cartoon characters are the only clients I can get and now I am faced with a giant evil monkey vs. three little girls, I know it is time for Florida. Therefore, I bid thee good day and if you need me, please do not call me because I will not answer. Thank you and good night.

Entry Ended-11:07pm

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