Can't a dog just live his life in peace? These prosecutors are all the same; they're always trying to fudge the truth just enough to sway a jury. She said that I walked up to the stand with my "big old chest protruding outward." Of course I was! That's how I'm supposed to look! I didn't get to choose where my chest is, so I apologize for the way I am. Lawyers...all the same. Continuing, what is this nonsense about questioning my beliefs? I AM a pacifist. I don't believe in harming anyone...other than Tom, and that's only because the furball deserves it. Look at what he's done to Jerry his entire life, just tormenting the poor thing. Once again, sorry for trying to stick up for the little guy. Why do you have to judge me? So what? My forefathers were a little rough and I may have friends that may be a bit on the violent side. Does that automatically mean I'm the same way? I would think not! To me, that just doesn't add up. Summing up this matter, why would I not be biased against the cat? I have had to watch that feline menace terrorize Jerry day in and day out. You just don't understand because you haven't lived it. I was there.
Also, I would like to point out a few problems with our "oh-so-faithful" news periodical. Sure, I was with him that morning and it was nice outside. What our reporter seemed to have left out was that we were outside because Tom had forced Jerry out of the house and I said I would stay with him until Tom was gone. I was not only spending time with Jerry that morning, I was protecting him. It would be absolutely ludicrous to think I would harm Jerry in any way, shape, or form.
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