Friday, December 5, 2008

Thank you very much...

December 5th-11:47pm

As we approach the 5th day of the case, it seems I have made the mistake of misplacing my journal to the point where "conveiniently" every suspect was able to come across and read it. So not only is this case going to hang over my head until I solve it, but now I have every suspect calling me out and causing me a hassle with the detective agency. Clearly my comments were to harsh for the public of this fine city and has caused our firm to now be considered as controversial. So if the suspects "conveiniently" come across this journal again, I would just like to say, thank you for making my life even more complicating than it already is.
Anyway, I took a trip down to the scene of the supposed crime and took a look around the house. To my surprise, the owner of the house was sprawled out on the couch passed out with a gigantic bag of cheetos in his lap and a beer in his hand. I have a feeling he has been there awhile and saw no point in disturbing him. As I made my way to the kitchen I came across 14 mouse traps all of which were snapped and each one having remains of gray hair left in them. Another genius plan by the cat that obviously went horribly wrong. I took a stroll to Jerry's mouse hole in the wall, but being too big to fit in a hole, I simply peeked my head in and saw a mirror, a large wad of cheese, and a red hat with a feather sticking out. Last time I checked, Jerry does not wear hats so I decided to place it in my evidence bag and move on. I then continued to the outside of the premesis which took me to the backyard where I found something quite interesting. When I walked out the door and took exactly 5 paces forward onto the yard, to my right was a miniature paw print with what looked to once be a hole right next to it. Now being that this is Jerry's yard, why would a paw print of a dog, a miniature dog, be in Jerry's yard? And why is there a random hole dug in just about the middle of the yard?

12:07am-I called in the team to dig up the hole which seemed to be much larger than I expected it to be and at the bottom of this 5 foot deep hole was a box and sure enough what we found inside the box was our victim, surprisingly alive.

End Entry-December 6th 12:09am

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