Wow...my own son...I never thought I would see the day. I look back and thought of all the time I've spent with Jerry and all the time I didn't spend with my own pup. This explains his outlandish and quite bully-ish behavior in school. The principal, Mr. S. Doo, had called me several times over the past few weeks that he had been "acting out". Mr. Doo said he had been "marking his territory" all over the school grounds and biting his fellow classmates. It didn't make any sense at the time, why my little Tyke would be acting in such a manner. But now, it's all clear...
I confronted my boy last night about the matter, and it was one of the most dreary conversations I had ever had. I asked him why he did it, and the only response he could give me was that he just couldn't take it anymore. He just had to bury something. Apparently, just chasing his tail and burying random household items just didn't satisfy him anymore.
I want to apologize for my son's actions and to his family and friends. Tom, I owe you a special apology for blaming you this whole way through. I'm sorry...But seriously, if I catch you going after Jerry one more time, I'mma bury you in the backyard, and you ain't leavin' unless it's in a bodybag.
Once again...terribly sorry, Jerry...
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