It Wasn't Me!

As soon as the little pest goes missing, everyone points fingers. But who are they all pointing their fingers at? Me. Just because I’m the cat and Jerry was a mouse, everyone assumes I am the one responsible. Everyone knows I would always try to kill him, but c’mon, have I ever been successful? Personally, I’ve always just been playing with him. Jerry was like my own little toy that I could chase and have a little fun with. I mean, I loved the little guy. Do you know what else I love? This country; where we are all innocent until proven guilty. My most heartfelt condolences go out to Jerry’s family, specifically, little Muscles. And I hope the police find poor little Jerry, but I dare any one of them to find any trace of my fur on his body, or my paw prints at the scene of the crime.